Summer the Fucking Gatecrasher

Summer starts in December. It isn't even November yet. What the fuck is Summer doing here? Did he rush here because someone told him his wife is in labour? He should realise that refers to the political party. With the hoards of minion flies in his command, he doesn't need no kids.


Last year, Summer overstayed into the first month of Autumn. That was 4 months of entertaining that mother fucker. Now that he gatecrashed into a party he would never have gotten invited ever, that will be 5 months of nonsense if he decided to overstay again this time.


Bloody fuck turd. I didn't come to Perth to reminisce the Singapore weather. At 37°C with low humidity, it felt like the high humidity 34°C hotter days in mid year Singapore. When the >40°C days come, it will feel hotter than the worst days in Singapore. Fortunately these days were not common. Hopefully that does not change, you'll never know with an asshole who doesn't know how unpopular he is partying around.


Despite the searing heat wave, I was not even sweating a quarter as much as I had been in the reasonably "cool" 31°C Singapore afternoons. That was the only consolation of getting baked like a potato, if there was anything to feel grateful for. Another small bonus was that the minions decided to call it a day and deferred their master's instruction to irritate the hell out of all living creatures around. Even minions can perish under the crossfire of the area of effect spells of their obnoxious master.


The doll must be laughing gleefully in her snow cap. She was the real smart one.


Looking back, I didn't realise I wrote so much about Summer. I felt sorry for Spring because it was so fine that I was too busy enjoying my days than to write about it. For more glorious accounts from the historian who survived Summer's onslaughts, read the below




I should publish a book on this.

8 comments:

  1. Besides summer, you can also write about the snakes, spiders etc.

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    1. How about you writing about these for me? I don't see many of these so far (thankfully)

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  2. It is still cooling at night though hot and dry in the day. At least there is no bush fire in Perth unlike Sydney. Anyway, summer in Perth or Sydney only last about 3 months unlike Singapore.

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    1. Ray:
      Officially summer starts Dec 01 to Feb 28 for convenience of definition

      But for many people, temperature of 33 or more in Australia with dry heat is is really uncomfortable as the temperature at night can stay above 30 as well.

      Sydney January 2013 hit a all time high of 47 degrees so much so I stayed at work to sleep over (there was no way my air-con can overcome that at home).

      In Singapore temperature ranges from 25 (night) - 34 (day) so at least there is a chance to cool down

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    2. Fortunately, even during the hottest days of >40, we experienced 20+ during those nights. The dissipating of heat could be due to the relatively sparse urbanization in Perth at the moment. Hopefully, it will be a long, long time before we have to resort in building upwards. The heat retention nightmare will begin then.

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