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The first segment I had came up with is the migration decision making process I had gone through. It may not work for everyone but can probably serve as a decent guide for most Singaporeans.

Part I - The Decision Making Process



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Yet another cut, this time on the left index

I used to be 'injury prone' (as termed by friends) from being a kid to a teenager. Then I went through years of adult hood without much injuries, small or big. (Thankfully). What's happening to me now? Have I became a kid again since I moved to Perth?

Since moving here, I seemed to regain that knack of getting small petty cuts and stuff again. It reminded me of my childhood. My teacher would gave me that look again on that new bandage. Thinking back, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Right now, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

That's probably one month later since I gotten this. Yay. Happy One Month Anniversary. Sigh.

Small cuts are so irritating



Meanwhile as my injuries count grow, something else is growing well in my landlady's garden. The soil is still infertile at the moment and some plants I tried growing didn't quite grow at all but these onions seem to be doing fantastic.




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It's another tequila sunrise 
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye 
He was just a hired hand 
Workin' on the dreams he planned to try 
The days go by


Legendary song, lovely lyrics. A great song to be played on the car stereo while eating up kilometres of empty highways on the way to work. Unlike last Saturday, there wasn't that many cars on the road today. The previous day was a public holiday. Most folks probably gone for their long weekend.

All the pictures in my blog were taken with my mobile phone. It was neither a good phone nor a good camera and worse, operated by a bad photographer. This unholy trinity resulted in grave injustice to the many breathtaking views I had witnessed and wanted to share. Maybe one day I should take up photography to translate the amazing nature here into proper pictures and finally free my frustrations.

I couldn't recall when was the last time I was in awe of a good sun rise. It was either looking out for the traffic in the front on the expressways or staring at the guy who stepped on my shoes in the packed bus. Life was too brisk, too purposeful back then. So much so until we slowly forgot simple pleasures in life. So much so until we were numb and unable to appreciate the small things in life.

The catch phrase I would get, "What's so great about ____ (fill in the blanks), can eat ah?" It became a life revolving around pursuing of subjective 'practicalities' and the endless chasing of the dragon.

Sometimes it is good to drive down to the end of nowhere without a single human in sight. Just you and nature in silent communication. Feel the trees calling out to you and the whisper of the mountains. Close your eyes and feel the breeze swirl through the gaps of your fingers. 

That is food for the soul.










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My drive to work takes 35 minutes to and 25 minutes fro. It's just a normal drive, nothing spectacular but it tells a lot if you take a closer look. In Singapore, we are brought up to work with constraints. Every time we wanted something, we would be told of the constraints. Constraints, constraints constrains. 

Of course in life, there must be constraints. It serves as a moderating index, keeping things in order. That's the way it should be, keeping things in order - not keeping things limited. People say life is relaxing in Perth. Work life is ruled out but for life outside work, I got to agree.

I would be hunted down driving my Renault Kangoo on the right most lane down West Coast Highway at 110km/h like I used to. Over here, you can be driving a multi-combination heavy container truck at 100km/h if you like it. (and they do that all the time)

I have vans such as Toyota Highace overtaking me on the right lane all the time, and they kept staying on the right. Who restricted vans below 70km/h in Singapore? He's one dumb ass, whatever crap he is.


They take care of cyclists here by giving them a huge lane instead of a double yellow line to cycle on. Lack of space in Singapore? Oh yeah, contraints contraints. And they made it illegal for cyclist to cycle on pavements in Singapore? How the hell do they expect young people and elderly folks to cycle safely on double yellow lines? More like "you-die-your-business-foreign-talent-coming-to-replace-you". Space constraint my butt!


Wide unobstructed views. There are times with not a single piece of cloud in sight and the sky is deep blue. Amazing. It makes you gaze dreamily and calm down for a while. Always do. That's what we need to do once in a while. Slow down and smell the flowers. Or gaze at the distant hills.

No house to live in Perth? No problem. With a decent car with enough horsepower, you can pull your house with you if you like, in the form of a caravan.

They allow vowels here and a personalised plate cost no more than AUD$150. Cheaper ones available at around AUD$50++. It is no big deal? Not really. It is fun to see funny and weird car plates every now and then (almost everyday in fact) and have a short laugh about it with your wife.

Isn't laughing a good thing?



All in all, little things adds up to loosen life a bit. So far, I find it refreshing. I'm still discovering the little differences here and there. Little cons such as places close at 5pm and stuff are not bothering me the slightest. I don't even shop or visit pubs in Singapore anyway. In fact, I wish the streets will be cleared of cars and human by 6pm in Singapore. That would be heavenly.

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It seldom rains in Perth, I heard. I don't know about that. Tonight was not the first night I had a harrowing drive. It was the second. Like the first, the rain pelted mercilessly on Barry White throughout the journey. Tonight however, was something different.


I did not have an anemometer with me. I could only estimate the wind speed tonight on the highest point of Roe Highway to be at least 90km/h. It could be higher but I couldn't be sure. Very often, I had to hold the steering tight as the wind hit Barry White from the sides. Yes, sides. It could come on the left or right and the pressure on the steering wheel would switch accordingly. There was no moment to rest my laurels.


I past two cars stopping at the side of the roads. The drivers were probably waiting for the rain to stop or the wind to slacken. Naive. Not with that torrent rain. It was already 0315hrs. They could wait until daybreak then. 


My windscreen began to fog considerably, taking away more of my already limited vision. I scanned around for a defogger button, almost instantly realising if there was such a function, it would not be on a 1995 Toyota Corolla anyway. I tried wiping but it was no use. The temperature was way too cold outside and the shroud returned within moments.


"What the *beep, Barry White?!" Barry blinked and gave a back pointing thumb gesture, mocking.

You could always join them

No way. I would rather make my way back than to risk being hit by drunk or blind drivers. I intended to spend my sunrise comfortably in bed. There was deep puddles of water along the rest of the journey. All of them were challenging as I couldn't anticipate them. Two of them particularly caught me by surprise. They swerved us quite effortlessly, making our drive like an plane going through heavy air turbulence. These were not times to apply the brakes however close the puddles forced you to the kerbs, or it would be kiss-the-bush time. Maintaining my foot on the accelerator paddle and a firm steer in the opposite direction negotiated these invisible puddles. With that, Barry White took everything thrown at him and we managed to make our way back using the road reflectors as our only guiding light.


Not every storm ends with a golden sky, more especially at night. At times, a makeshift warm sanctuary would do.
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It was a long day. I woke at 0630 hrs and I was still awake by 0415 hrs. What kind of shit job was I holding? It was called Stupid Man.

Once upon a time, there was an original Stupid Man. Let's call him The Stupid Man. The Stupid Man was obviously an imperfect man. In fact he was outstandingly imperfect. He was so flawed that his children hate him.

The Stupid Man beat his wife in front my his children, not regularly but once too often enough to leave a permanent scar in his children's memories. He beat his eldest daughter, inflicting an unrepairable damage in their relationship forever. He sneered at the non-branded watch his second daughter bought for him with money earned from her first salary and made her sad. The Stupid Man once held up motorcycle helmet to challenge his  to his 15 year old son who defended his mother against his assault. The Stupid Man also beat the pet dogs that his children loved.

The son asked his mum each time after an assault, "Mum, why don't you divorce him and we'll all move out and live together, I'll go out and earn money to support you?"

The mum never once gave a response.

During happier times, the mother would related stories to his son now and then about his childhood. The son was well aware how financially poor their family was during those days. His mum had been a cleaner, a waitress and a seamstress to support the family. On top of that, they would rent out one of the rooms of their 3-room HDB flat to supplement the living expenses. That would not be adequate to hold the family together.

Back then, The Stupid Man was a Super Stupid Man. He worked relentlessly and tirelessly, sometimes allowing himself only 3 hours of sleep a day. Those overtime pay was the reason why the family could sustain and the children were given the best childhood both of them could offer.

Not surprisingly as fate allows, The Stupid Man was retrenched in his 50s. The Stupid Man had been doing the same job all his life that he forgotten to learn any other skills that could give him another job, not that he was clever enough to learn any in the first place. So The Stupid Man struggled from then on, with an even lower income than before, trading labour for money.

Time waited for no man. Eventually his once able body gave way, he was not fit enough to work. The Stupid Man however still gave his mother pocket money every month. He was too stupid to make sense out of his financial status yet he continued to give. He had 4 brothers and 1 sister, most as stupid as he was but none as filial.

As years went by, The Stupid Man became literally stupid. He was probably suffering from early dementia. He had never been able to express himself already clearly in his youth, and very much worse thereafter. By then, he lost his only passions in life, riding his motorcycle and fishing.

The Stupid Man insisted to fetch his grand-daughter from nursery every day, despite being told not to. Sometimes he screamed at the door at his wife when he couldn't get the pram through the door. Each time he would get a telling off by his son and he would keep his mouth shut. The Stupid Man probably did not know how to say what he wanted to say, if he had anything to say at all. Every time the little toddler cried, he would scream and rant.

The Stupid Man's brain was so stupid, that he could only express anger to show for his love. The Stupid Man never gave his children an encouraging word. He never hugged them to show his love. He never once told them how he felt when he saw any of his children fail, hurt or went astray. Every disappointment, sadness and helplessness was expressed in anger. Every moment of pride and happiness of his children's achievements were silent as breeze. If The Stupid Man was ever once touched in his entire, he never show evidence. He mumbled something in excitement at the news of the birth of each grandchild.

He was indeed a Stupid Man in his entire life, but he lived for the family.

One day, his son made a routine call to his mum from a faraway place. His mother was unusually distracted. At her limit of her annoyance, she told her son, "Your dad wants to speak to you!"

That's new.

"Hello?"

"Ya?"

"Er.. Don't do so much OT."

"Ok."

He handed the phone back to his wife. The son knew. The Stupid Man missed him.


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Every time we got a question wrong in school, we lamented that we get zero for the efforts shown. In life, we can be parents only once. It's either you get it right or screw it up. Like that school question, we hope to get the marks for the solution even though the answer is wrong.

If you are reading this, it's time to forgive and forget. The Stupid Man is damn Stupid, but he will not be Stupid very long.
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I have great ambitions for Sunday. After working hard for 1 week, all I really wanted is to go for a relaxing sightseeing with Jenny.  We have not done anything like that since we arrived, come to think of it.

I wanted to go Canningvale Market. I heard it is a huge vibrant market with items on crazy low prices. I love the sound of it. We need to make a trip to Subiaco market to top up the fruit and vegetable supplies. I probably need to get a bit more ginger. Tonight we are making Black Vinegar Pig Trotters, substituting trotters with leaner meat. I wanted to visit King's Park to view flowers of Spring.

1330 hrs - I woke up, still feeling very tired. I rarely felt this tired. I couldn't move my body and my palms without feeling sore. Did I miss the fun? I guessed so. In the end, I went nowhere.

Lunch was not prepared. I chided Jen. She is still marginally underweight according to the maternity baby weight gain tables and she is not performing her role well enough in my absence. If there is anything wrong with the baby, I have to be blamed for making this move to Australia. There is no one (mothers) around to put the necessary pressure on an inexperienced mother who don't really like reading up. I have been teaching her what to do and what to take note as much as I can. Before I started working, I could do the fussing role. Now, I have my limits to ensure Jens sleep early, eats on time, adequately and nutritiously. I need her to step up a bit from now until her mother comes over to Perth to help out. So far she is learning fast and she actually cooks quite well for a beginner.

Meanwhile, my mobile pre-paid card was recharged last night. My bank account had been recharged this week, still awfully low in power but at least it should be heading north for a change. I tried recharging and resting myself but something's not right. Despite sleeping adequate hours (i think) I'm still so tired now. I need to sleep very early tonight. It's a special and important Monday coming and I'll have to wake early as compared to normal working days.

I have no religion and I don't know who to pray to but I hope everything will be fine.
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There is only 12 months in a year. When you get paid a '13th month' of wages, you will feel delighted, no? No. Why do you think footballers in the English Premier League are paid weekly?

Ponder over these points.

Unless you are on commission or special bonus wage schemes, chances are you are paid a fixed amount of money monthly in Singapore. 

Is there a possibility you get paid $10/hour on some days and $12/hour on some days in your course of work over the year? Of course not. You get paid the same rate year in year out, until you get a raise. If that's the case,

"Why are you paid the some amount of money in January and February?"

If you still don't get it. There are 31 days in January and there are 28 (normally) days in February. The question now - are you overpaid for February or underpaid in January?  You choose what you want to believe in.

To me, February is the only month you get paid correctly in the whole year in Singapore. Employers in Singapore will never overpay you in February. Fat hope and you know it. There are four weeks in a month and we get paid for 28 days in a month. that's it. Straightforward. 

In short we are underpaid in every other month other than February. 

January - 3 days
March - 3 days
April - 2 days
May - 3 days
June - 2 days
July - 3 days
August - 3 days
September - 2 days
October - 3 days
November - 2 days
December - 3 days

3 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 = 29 days. 

The shorter way to calculate this would be:

1 month 4 weeks.
You get paid 12 times a year = 12 x 4 = 48 weeks.
There are 52 weeks in a year. 52 - 48 = 4 weeks unpaid

The fact is that Singapore employers hold 29 days of your pay over the year and could refuse to pay you your rightful money if you did not 'perform'. Even if they do it, that meant many employees in Singapore did not get any bonuses from their companies at all. The 13th month is your pay. It is Not a bonus!

In reality, if they pay us back the '13th month bonus', they employer still owe us 1 day's wages (29 - 28) and get away with it year after year, decade after decade. If you leave the company before the year is up your '13th month bonus' is forfeited instead of pro-rated. That's robbery.

This is ridiculous. The manpower laws in Singapore are not stopping the businesses against such unfair practices and the NTUC is not doing their job fighting for the rights of workers.
The next time you receive your "13th month bonus", ask yourself why are you feeling so happy getting back what you deserve in the first place?
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Kenwick Link, Perth, WA, 0530hrs


I woke at 0415hrs this morning. My alarm was set at 0500hrs. I hate the feeling. I'm born with the kind of natural body alarm clock, the very unreliable model unfortunately. Not sure whether it is a blessing or a curse but one thing for sure, I am seldom late for appointments against my own will.

I used to hear that Australians are laid back and take things easy, be it at work or play. Some extreme views even saw them branded as lazy people. This is a myth, at least from my observations so far. Australians in Perth are hardworking people. They are definitely early risers, for a start. At 0515 hrs, I was not alone on the road. I was driving with more than several cars throughout my journey, until I exited the freeway to Kenwick Link. I'm pretty sure these folks were driving to work like me. People do not wake up at sub-5 timings to go fishing.

At work, Australians work hard. They are neither dawdlers nor skivers. When it is the time to take a break, they do it. One of them cut my air line which made me look up before being showed the 'smoke' gesture. They encourage each other to take deserved breaks and they resumed hard work on time. When it is time to go home, everyone goes, including the supervisors and manager. Personally, I've seen nothing that indicates Australians are laid back. They are simply disciplined and principled. I like this culture.

Meanwhile my body clock is severely challenged this week. My first week at work looks like that:

4 days of 1530hrs - 0200hrs shift
1 day of 1300hrs - 1900hrs shift
1 day of 0600hrs - 1200hrs shift

When I woke prior to the targeted time groaning at my body clock, "What the hell is going on?" The body clock simply replied, "Yeah, what the hell IS going on?"
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One of my all time favorite novel series is Dragonlance. In its mystical, make-believe realm, there was an interesting race created by the gods of that world. The Kender, as they named them, became one of the most outstanding fictional races ever created. Their characteristics were so expertly defined, that the race seemed to be real and alive.

In the real world, every nationality has its own trait. I'm a Singaporean, so what is my trait? As the famous Singapore quip goes, "Sinkapolang bey sai por one" (It is not advisable to shower praises on a Singaporean). For the next moment, the Singaporean screws up.

Complacent Singaporeans can result in small or big damages, from fighting dengue to causing possible racial riots as well as letting an international terrorist escape his cell. In short, complacent Singaporeans are akin to suicide bombers. A praise from elsewhere or a self-praise would ignite fireworks.

Today I finally made it good. My fourth day of work was good. Despite getting more steel splinters in my hands, finally I am capable of producing grinding works very close to Jung Hoon, my South Korean co-worker's standard. At least a good pirated version. He worked here for 5 months, so said he.

Me, 4 days. I'm good.



I lost control of the grinder when I wasn't looking and my right shin got the punishment. It was not serious fortunately. A friend whom I regard as my own brother had a bad motorcycle accident recently. He suffered multiple injuries and fortunately escaped without critical damages. Apparently he was flung off his bike and rolled on the ground for some distance. It could cost his life, probably by a split second of difference. In less than a week, he went back to work.

My injury is microscopic as compared to him. But our respective incidents reminded us that we are... Singaporeans.
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I'm confused with this blog.

It was intended to serve as my database to store my recipes and important information. It still serves that purpose well; whenever I need information, I know I will be able to find it via this blog.

Out of boredom in the initial weeks, I penned down my feelings and our some of the important things to do. It became a soft guide to anyone who may be coming to Perth. That's fine. That was the reason I started to share this blog publicly after some considerations. I thought it will be a good reference for anyone to avoid the mistakes we made along the way. The overloaded luggage, for example.

Apparently a blog, however badly written, does have a life of its own and sometimes evolve by itself. Strangers sent me emails sharing that they contemplated migration after reading my blog. A few guys at the forum I frequent often mentioned similar. In my opinion, most people who read our experiences for the past month would shiver at the thought of migration. The 'inspired' ones would forget about the whole thing after a few days.

It was a rough ride. We could be facing a situation where we used up all our money, with a baby born in the hospital with no home to return to in less than 3 months from now if we didn't play our cards right. In fact, if we didn't receive help from friends who were merely strangers 2 weeks ago, we could not dismiss the possibility of these scenarios.

With the current situation, it was far from happy ending. I am working as a casual worker in a workshop. If there is no work, the company do not even need to dismiss me for we have no contract for employment. Nothing's for sure.

My work alone should scare off 95% of the Singaporeans already. Just today alone, I had at least 10 steel splinters jabbed into me during work. These splinters were nothing like wood splinters. They were so tiny and small, finer than human hair and you can not really carry on with work once one gets into you. I managed to remove all but one before work ends. The last one was finally removed when I got home, after a much needed bath.

Bet you can't see it
Still envy me? Still inspired? Tell me if you want me to change the blog title to "Why You Should Stay in Singapore and Not Migrate" You should share this blog to everyone you know. 

Fortunately, I enjoy my work. I'm serious. More serious than De Souza for sure. I get paid for what I worked. I don't feel cheated for being told my official hours but being expected to work many hours beyond without being paid. I am a team player. I am willing to be a hard worker and go beyond my duties when the projects overwhelm. No problem at all - but I want to get rewarded for it, not lip services, not empty promises. 

The moment I feel exploited, I started not to give my best at work. I could not control that. I am human not saint. I hated it when I started guilty for not giving my best at work and felt worse that it was not my fault in the first place. 

Despite my splinters, aching neck and disability to strengthen my back at times, I did not stop work. I love the feeling of being able to put in my best no matter what role I play in a company without the feeling of being taken advantage of. An honest day's work for an honest day's wage.

"Attitude problem", "Poor team player". Employers in Singapore use these as silent mind threats against workers. 

Fuck you. Fuck exploitation.
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President Tony Tan once said

"I think this is a very serious charge and that (somebody) must be able to back it up!"

When the President of Singapore spouts classy, dignified statements like this on National TV, you know that Singapore is a very serious place to live in, if you haven't already know.

So remember, if you want to say something, you gotta back it up~! More so in the Parliament. The Parliament must be the most serious place of all in serious Singapore.

Imaginary source
Based on what Mr Christopher De Souza, MP for Holland Bukit Timah GRC said in Parliament, he didn't sound quite serious.

In fact, I'm wonder if I am still in my dreams due to over-exhaustion caused by work.

Perhaps I am.

In an imaginary news report, I read that 80% of Singaporeans own of own homes. You can't be serious. Who said that?

Oh, did I misinterpret the quote of one of our Great Leaders?

Was it 80% of Singaporeans live in public housing instead? Yes, we knew that long ago. Thus 80% of Singaporeans own their own homes? That's new!

Mr Christopher De Souza can't be serious, even in my dreamland.

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The song was blasted from the workshop's sound system as I strolled in for my second day of work. It was a special song. Once upon a time, I performed on stage with my life long buddy. We were only 16, we played the guitar, sang out hearts out and that was the song.

The story behind the song was about a failed relationship. Back then, I was too young to understand. We sang soullessly but our guitars gave the performance the life the was required. Since then, this song remained special. The title of the song holds the impact on me. The lyrics were meaningless to me, though it brought back memories of a failed relationship relevant to the story in the song. Like a prayer, I sang that song to myself whenever I thought I could do with a little patience.

From the time that instant noodles was invented, you knew that the world had very little patience. So much as that we expect noodles on the table in not more than 3 minutes. The rice wine we made is continuously bubbling from its corner, audible from this bar table where I am sitting, penning.

Some things can not be rushed. No one expects instant wine. No one expects instant babies. No one (should) expects instant returns from investments. No one expects plant cuttings to root instantly. All the more I should give myself more time to settle down. I need patience.

I should be wise enough to know. I broke two pencil grinders in my first day of work. The weld was hard and thick and it was not going the rate I wanted it to be. I wanted to finish that part of my work faster because my lower back was aching from the continuous bending. The pencil grinder rebounded upon the extra strength I exerted, I lost control of the machine and broke the tip. It happened twice. That would probably be a feat that was last achieved a long time ago in this company.

Pencil grinder came to its solemn end

I want to break even on the costs incurred since we arrived. I want to recover the opportunity losses. I want to start saving and move on with our plans. I'm in the eye of the hurricane. Everything is moving so quickly around me but I feel stationary...

Somewhere else, through the workshop sound system, Axl Rose crooned, "All you need is just a little patience."

I looked back and realised it was only one month ago since I arrived.  
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1 July 2011 - Points Test for Certain Skilled Migration Visas


The points test is a mechanism used to help select skilled migrants who offer the best in terms of economic benefit to Australia. The points test creates a selection process that is transparent and objective, awarding points to the skills and attributes considered to be in need in Australia.

The 1 July 2011 points test is designed to select the best and brightest skilled migrants who will make the optimum economic contribution to Australia. It does not give undue weight to any one factor and
recognises a broader range of skills and attributes, focussing on:

• better English levels
• more extensive skilled employment
• higher level qualifications obtained in Australia and overseas
• better targeted age ranges



Points will no longer be awarded for specific occupations, although all applicants must still nominate an occupation on the Skilled Occupation List (SOL) and have their skills assessed in their nominated occupation.

The pass mark is the total amount of points needed to be eligible for grant of a visa and will be set at 65 points.

A table summarising the points awarded can be found at the end of this fact sheet. The points test only applies to applicants for the following visas: 

• Subclass 475 Skilled – Regional Sponsored
• Subclass 487 Skilled Regional Sponsored
• Subclass 175 Skilled Independent
• Subclass 885 Skilled Independent
• Subclass 176 Skilled Sponsored
• Subclass 886 Skilled Sponsored

Information about eligibility requirements
To apply for one of the above visas, applicants need to satisfy the following threshold requirements:

• be under 50 years of age at the time of applying for a visa.
• meet the threshold English language requirement of competent English.
• nominate and hold a skilled assessment for an occupation on the Skilled Occupation List at the time of lodging their application.
• provide evidence of recent skilled employment in a skilled occupation or have recently completed the Australian Study requirement.

Applicants eligible for 8 February 2010 transitional arrangements 

Transitional arrangements apply for certain students and former student visa holders announced on
8 February 2010.

They may also be eligible for points for an occupation on the former Migration Occupation in Demand List (MODL).

See: http://www.immi.gov.au/skilled/gener...ansitional.pdf
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Who needs gym when you can get your forearms so sore and your fingers so numb that you can't switch on a simple electrical appliance? Just one day of work, I find it a genuine challenge to type this post. My hands are so worn that I can't clench my fist now.

Yes, I was a pampered wastrel. A mummy's boy. I could not take hardships. Note the past tense.

1530 hrs to 0200 hrs is my working hours from Monday to Thursday. There will be a special arrangement for Friday and Saturday but I'll not worry about that for now.

Even for a life long avid gamer, I'll find it hard to play computer games for 10 consecutive hours, much less operating a 6kg grinder for the same period. I was assigned to assist a guy from South Korea. His name was Jung Hoon and he was in Australia on Work-Holiday Visa, expiring in December this year.


Jung Hoon (right), eating in-delicious Kimchi with his buddy 
















Under the mentorship of this young chap, I had a taste of what my ex-Bangladeshi workers gone through in work. Our jobs were simple but difficult.

We were to turn this:


Into this:


By doing this:


Resulting in this at the end of the day:

A metal shard got into my right eye halfway through and I had to spend 10 minutes flushing my eye continuously to get it out. I was quite frightened in the process, because I couldn't seem to flush it out at first and the thought of losing my sight at one eye was just too much for me to cope.

After I rescued my eye, I continued working, bathing in steel shavings every minute. My hands fell victim to metal splinters a few times but that was nothing compared to the eye incident. Never once I asked myself, "Why am I doing this?" 

Because I know.

I'm going to be a dad in 3 month's time and I do not have time to lose. I need the money and there is money to be made here. When the clock finally turns 0200 hrs, everyone punched their card and disappeared out of my sight. I saw Jung Hoon zipping past in his Daihatsu Cuore. 

Hey! Isn't that the car I wanted to buy? Never mind. 

Barry White was shivering on the grass patch where I parked him. So was I. I knew I could depend on him to take me home. He didn't fail me. It was the first time I drove without the company of Jen. Without her directions, I managed to find my way back without making a wrong turn. I wanted to be home as soon as I could.

It is time for me to rest my weary arms. Good night.



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The 1.98 km Busselton Jetty, WA
Coincidentally, the first day of my job marks our first month anniversary in Perth. I certainly did not plan that. I'll be starting work at 1500 hrs today till 0000 hrs. They call that a backshift. They are paying an additional 15% on my hourly rate for backshift. 

Do I need the money? Yes, very much so.

So I'm not complaining.

Time flies. My lips no longer crack like the first few weeks. I breathe normally now, very comfortably in fact. The only thing my body is still struggling with is strange light red rashes on my skin. I guess that will fade eventually as well. Looking back at a few of my posts last night, I realised it was a roller coaster ride. Did I really felt that way when I wrote those posts? I couldn't recognise myself at times. The grammar and spelling mistakes I spotted however, assured me, "Yes! YOU wrote these." Those are very me.

I don't know about Jen but I still don't feel settled. I see a glimmer of hope though. Could it be possible, what Joanna, Eugene, Sandy, Uncle Lai and others kept drumming in - that we will make it eventually? It is still too early to say. Perhaps half a year later, you'll read a post describing us returning to Singapore with tails between our legs. That would not be a tragedy though, I miss my family and my dog. So wherever we ended up in the near future, the grass is as green.

We are 11 days from the maternity hospital appointment. I was secretly anxious all these while. It was too long a gap since our last check up at KK Hospital. I hope the baby is fine. She is still kicking everyday, that's for sure. Jen's gaining weight at a fairly reasonable rate and her tummy looks stretched and shinny like an inflated balloon, bigger by the week. I think my daughter will be lovely.

I need suggestions for names though, please feel free to contribute.

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Last update: 16 October 2011

The challenge: Move and survive in Australia bringing AUD$1,000

Get Qualified
 Get a VISA which allows you to work in Perth. Skilled migration (Subclass 175) is the most common visa that Singaporeans. However it is not the only working visa you can obtain.  For example: Subclass 176 and Subclass 457 are also possible to obtain.

Note: Subclass 457 would be irrelevant to this challenge because it would mean you already got a job secured before you leave Singapore. Work Holiday Visa (subclass 417) is only available for citizens of the countries listed below. It is not available for Singaporeans, so this option is out.


Get Free Lodgings

With AUD$1,000, if you want to get anywhere in Perth, you will not last very long. The only possibility to avoid a quick return to Singapore is to get free lodging.

Couch Surfing - There are people offering free lodgings from time to time in return for either company (elderly), housekeeping duties for a few hours per week or even housesitting while the owners are away. Occasionally you will find couch surfing offers in websites such as Gumtree.com.au but you got to act fast as they are very popular. Some motels or back packers inns also offer free rooms for a few hours of cleaning per week. Surf around the net for more options.

**Tip: Call them from Singapore. Ask ask ask. Don't feel shy about it. If you get a deal, it's the first ticket to your success.

A typical advertisement may look like this:
AUSTRALIA - HONEST CARETAKER required for a beautiful, unique, heritage property in the Perth. Common sense, experience in farming and gardening are essential. You must be clean and tidy. Business skills are an advantage. 1.5 days work in exchange for shared accommodation and use of a car. There is also room to earn extra money. This caretaker position would be suitable for a mature minded person or University student. Sorry, no indoor animals are allowed.
Homeshare

Other than Couch Surfing, look for homeshare opportunities such as this one:




Buy A Bicycle for $90.00

Go to Big W, Target or K-Mart, you will find a range of low end bicycles for a good price. You will not be able to buy a car yet, a bicycle will be a great help for a start.

Get A Prepaid Calling Card

It will cost you an average of AUD$30.00 a month. You could get a plan which you give local calls, overseas calls and mobile broadband at the same time. This is very important in your job search. No one is giving someone a job without a local contact number.

Cook Your Own Meals

If you cannot cook, you're a goner in Perth with AUD$1,000. Raw ingredients should not cost more than $50.00 per week per person if you are clever in your buys. For example, buying your vegetables in Canning Vale Market on Saturday morning and Subiaco Market on every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Check with your housemates or friends in Perth or even any local strangers while waiting for a bus, they will be very happy to give you some valuable directions. You will probably not be able to enjoy these advantages at first unless you live near to such places. Meanwhile, just buy your stuffs in the hyper-mart nearest to your location.

Look For Night Fillers Job

Whenever you buy an item from the hyper-marts such as Coles, Woolworths, K-Mart, Bunnings etc; you will find the Store Manager of the mart and his office number. Call them straight and ask them if they are in need of any Night Fillers. The duty of a Night Filler is to replenish the stock in the hyper-marts at night to prepare for business for the following days. This job pays about AUD$18-22 per hour, the older you are, the higher you are paid.

If you are reliable, hardworking and enthusiastic, the Store Manager will start giving you more hours. You could be looking at 25-30 hours a week in this job. That works out to be an average of AUD$500-600 per week. If you scrimp and save and cook your own meals instead of dinning out, you should be able to save at least AUD$1,200 a month.

**Tip: NEVER, EVER reveal your previous occupations in Singapore. If you are over-qualified, you'll never get a sniff. You don't have to be dishonest and say you have super market work experience previous but don't tell them you were a Senior Project Manager or a Research Engineer either.

***Another Tip: If you have the Singaporean mentality, you'll find it very difficult or slow to get a job, even a casual job. You'll need to be thick skin and very aggressive in job hunting. Call them, call a lot and even walk up to the store in person to ask for a job if you are up to it.

Meanwhile send in a lot of job applications everyday. Since you are doing Night Filling, you should have time to attend job interviews if any company calls you up.

Casual Jobs

If you could not find Night Filling jobs, you can try many other Casual Jobs such as car cleaning, gardening, house and commercial cleaning, dog walking or even laborer jobs. There will be quite a selection in www.seek.com.au or www.gumtree.com.au.

Fruit Picking


http://jobsearch.gov.au/harvesttrail/documents/nationalharvestguide.pdf


If you saved a couple of thousands from doing casual jobs, buy a used car for around AUD$2,000-3,000. You have to do a lot of homework to understand the market. If you are in Perth and at this stage, feel free to contact me and I'll be happy to assist you in this.

If you are fit and adventurous enough, some farms offer accommodation in return for work. You should still be able to earn a small excess of money from around $50-$100 a day. With a car, you will be able to travel to farms and do harvesting work. The following document will show you where work will be in high demand during certain part of the year. If you follow the harvest, you could find work all year round. Check this out for more harvesting job information.

With regular income coming in, you'll be at least able to survive until that full time job comes in. Meanwhile, plan your own time, juggle 2 jobs if you are able to and save as much money as you can. Meeting people is extremely crucial. From them, you'll learn a lot that can help you avoid pitfalls or even refer a job to you if you are lucky. Moreover, you need some referrals when you attend a job interview. The locals call them referees. The employers will feel uneasy to give a job to someone without referees.

With that, you will be able to sustain long enough until you find that full time job.

Some references:
http://fruitpicking.backpacking-aus.com/
http://www.backpacking-aus.com/fruit-picking.html

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My brain is throbbing. It doesn't feel good. My eyes feel heavy. I am likely to be having some kind of infection, as evident by a slight swelling of a lymph node at the back of my neck. The infection is causing my temperature to rise, leading to fever. I'll pop 2 Paracetamol and turn in early tonight.

Apart from this, the day was good. We went over to Eugene's house to babysit his children. His wife Sandy, who stays at home every week day, does part time work as a cleaner at Buswood on every Saturday and Sunday. Eugene would stay at home to tend the kids. Today he was requested to do something extra at his company and he obliged. They asked if we could lend a helping hand with the kids for a couple of hours. So we were back again at his 500 sqm house at 0700 hrs this morning.

I have to say I'm not prepared to be a father. I could not handle the kids at all, especially the little boy. He did not do anything crazy, just did what he should be doing as a boy. That was already a handful for me.  At the very least, both kids seemed to enjoy our company and I liked them too so we got along.




A young boy would really surprise you with the amount of noise he could produce. The lesson today
A boy creates destructions and destroys creations. 

I silently whispered a word of relief that we are expecting a baby girl.


We cooked chicken noodles and made popcorn for the kids. They gamely gobbled the food up without much complains. I had the opportunity to clean up Barry White in the morning, then did a little bit of paint work with the white spray can that Barry (the seller) gave me. I managed to conceal much of the scratches and unsightly marks all over the car.

It looks pretty good now, not too bad for a $2,900 car right?


What do you think?

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Last done today: $3.82

Dividends declared: $0.17 per share (down from $0.20 last year)
Dividend Ex.Date: 8 Dec 2011

Comments: Happy not to hold paper loss at the recent circumstances. But dividends cut doesn't bode well.

Actions: I'll hold, since I'm still making a gains but will keep a sharp lookout on the first quarter results to see if they're going "down under."




SINGAPORE | Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:00am EDT
Oct 12 (Reuters) - Singapore Press Holdings (SPH) on Wednesday posted a 22 percent drop in full-year net profit due to an absence of earnings from property development and said the outlook was uncertain.
SPH, which has a near-monopoly on newspaper publishing in Singapore, earned S$388.6 million ($303 million) in the financial year ended August 2011, down from S$497.9 million a year earlier.
Operating revenue for its core newspaper and magazine business grew 4 percent to S$1.01 billion.
SPH's 2009/10 financial year results were boosted by S$154.2 million in pretax profit from a residential development project.
SPH said it will pay a dividend of 17 Singapore cents, comprising a final dividend of 9 cents and a special dividend of 8 cents, down from 20 cents a year ago. ($1 = 1.283 Singapore Dollars)
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Bro,

We knew each other for only 2 years but I always treated you as my bro. Just wanted to tell you that you have been a sincere, enthusiastic and a very reliable friend. They say old friends are gold for a reason. That is because it is hard to find new friends when you are older, out of school environment into the working world where everyone is out for gains and friendship is cheap. So I'm very glad to know and befriend both Maggie and yourself.

Tomorrow is a special and very important day for Maggie, yourself as well as me.  No, I'm not getting married but Liverpool FC is going to host Manchester United at Anfield. I've heard rumors you have defected to the Red Devils but deep inside, I'm very sure your heart will be for Liverpool in this one.

Trivialities aside, tomorrow is the most important day of your life. From tomorrow onwards, you will be no longer bachelor. That sucks, I know but if it has to come, it has to come. Fortunately for you, you are getting married to a beautiful wife and great wife. She'll make soup and babies for you and I'm sure both of you will be living happily ever after.

Maggie has been bugging me to say "I miss you guys" on this blog. I'm not a man of many words you should know but I'm not shy with writing. If you could remember, I asked when you guys are coming to visit me on my first week here. I am still very much looking forward to it.

Enjoy your honeymoon to the fullest, especially Maggie who have been working lousy shifts and recovered from Pneumonia this year. Play like you never did in Taiwan, I'm sure both of you will let your hair down and make the best use of the holidays. If you come back from the honeymoon with an additional person though, I'll see you guys in Singapore instead, probably next year.

Happy Birthday to you, bro.Happy Marriage and Wedding tomorrow, with my blessings from Perth.

I am missing both of you here.

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According to the Land Transport Authority of Singapore, our public transport system and services are World Class.

Indeed, our transport authority has not only excel in their roles and responsibilities but go beyond their scope to contribute to other aspects of nation building.



Promoting Racial Harmony and Community Cohesion















Conducting Fire Drills on Regular Basis














Conducting Terrorist Attack Drills












Water Conservation Exercises







Promotion of Abstract Arts



































Promoting Resourcefulness and Character Building












Conducting Commuters Alertness Drills















Promoting Cultural Integration
























Health & Safety Awareness










Leading by Example



















Well done LTA, we the Singaporeans are proud of you for bringing us World Class Transport. We look forward to LTA reaching greater heights.




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EDMW
Stomp
and other contributors
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15/8/2015

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Emails 2017

Hi Nix,

I came across your interesting blog and wish to ask on your honest opinion.

Do you think it's a good idea to pay 6 months worth of house rental in advanced to secure a place to stay before we go over. Our situation makes it a little difficult to look for one in Darwin with 2 dogs that we couldn't leave behind. And we don't have a job there yet. Oh, we have gotten a 489 visa. And we are intending to move somewhere in June with our 2 dogs and an almost 2 year old kid.

Appreciate your intake on this.

Thanks a lot!

Hi Elaine,


The housing market is currently quite depressed so it should not be difficult to find rental properties. I don't think it is a good idea to pay 6 months in advance at all. You shouldn't find it a problem to get one. If you face any difficulties, let me know the details and see if I can give you ideas.


Hi,

Saw your blog while searching on Singaporean based overseas and hopeful can meet a bunch of you all if i ever go over eventually.

For myself after looking at migrating or completing the process before i do not have enough points to qualify.

Basing on my current situation, it seems since my CV is leaning towards the marketing and financial field. Which in this case seems only Adelaide and Darwin is the only option for Subclass 190.

Do you know any fellow Singaporeans based in either place?

Anyway, for me is more towards wanting a more laid back life and changing the environment. Ideal situation would be to work another 10 years before settling with a small farm land in the country in Aussie. But my worry is whether i would be able to secure a job in Aussie especially with my advance in age 38?

Lastly, any good advice for a frog in the well on his migration journey to aussie?

Many thanks in advance

Regards

Stanley

Hi Stanley,

If you cannot qualify for skilled migration on points, you will not be able to work here, unless you find an employer who is willing to hire you for your skill set and apply for a work visa for you. It is unlikely in this economic climate but may be your only chance.


Dear NIx,

Good day!

I have been reading your blog and decided to migrate to Australia.

I have been researching on how to go about migrating to Australia and unfortunately, I seem to have hit a road block, thus writing this email to seek your advice on which type of visa should i apply.

I will be turning 36 next year. BE Chemical Engineering from UNSW (Stayed in Sydney for 2.5 years and graduated in 2008). Msc in Maritime Studies from NTU (Graduating in June 2017). Currently working as a Business Development Manager in the Shipping Industry. I have also attached my CV for your reference.

I am confident of getting 60 points in the Points Test BUT my current job is not on the SOL list.

My mother's cousin is a PR in Australia and she and her family are living in Perth (I do not know whether this information helps)

I was thinking of taking part time courses in ITE in Electrical Wiring, Residential Plumbing or Air Conditioning and Refrigeration since these jobs are on the SOL list.

Any advice will be really appreciated.


Regards,
Colin Soh

Dear Colin,

First thing first, I would like to know how you qualify for 60 points in the Points Test. Will you be able to provide a breakdown ?

*Please note that if your occupation is not on the SOL, you will not be able to claim points for work experience nor academic qualifications.


Hey buddy!

Was scrolling through and landed on your site. Loved the Art of Survival; plain, blunt yet simple.

I'm a local Sporean dude and just got my PR. Currently workin on contract job and planning to move down under. I realise getting a job in Oz from Spore isn't gonna be easy. Thought of giving it a try since its been just a month. Plan B is to just move and get an unpaid internship for 3 mths. Any advise?

Kind regards,
Hi dude,

To be honest, I don't have a single clue about unpaid internship or anything like that. If you manage to get one of those, I will appreciate if you can let us know the details so we can all learn from you.


I apologise for being painfully obvious but if you find it hard to find a job in Australia from Singapore, then come here and look!


Hello,

My name is Adam and I cam across your blog about migrating to Australia. I would love some advice or experience that you can share with me with regards to my questions.

First of all, I am a US bachelor grad in Mechanical Engineering and worked in the US for 2.5 years. I am a Chinese Malaysian and I'm 25 years old by March (2017). Do you have any ideas or suggestions on migrating to Australia? The subclass 189 doesn't allow me to accumulate enough points because of my work experience did not meet the requirement of 3 years which I was told that usually the Australia immigration officer pay the most attention to. If you disagree with that statement, I would like to hear your advice on that.

The other way I thought is by studying my Masters degree there and while studying, I could think of an idea to set up a business there. Didn't research much into this path but if you have experience with this path, I appreciate a lot if you are willing to share.

Thank you very much and hope to hear from you soon,
Regards,
Adam

Hi Adam,

It sounds really simple. Choose the path of least resistance. Work for 3 years to gain your 60 points then! You'll need the funds to relocate anyway.


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