Missy Yee's Answer

Albany and her stupid man
Dear MissyYee,


I'm aware that Albany's Dad promised you an answer. The answer to your question about the ROI of having a child. You'll never get an answer from him, for he has became the new stupid man. Albany's very own stupid man. 

And stupid men have no answers.

You see, in our realm we are little fairies and we live in pods. You humans call them eggs and the Bearer is termed as pregnant when the egg is fertalised. We call the process enchantment. When a pod is enchanted, the dormant fairy wakes.

Once awaken, we work hard everyday to craft the baby. We build around the Enchanter Champion. You humans call it sperm. In a matter of weeks we form the spine and the vital organs of the baby and we make them work. The formation of the rest of the baby such as limbs and facial features will be autopilot from then on.

What do we do then, since everything is automated?

We continue to collect information like we always have been doing in dormant state. Information about the pod bearer that will be passed to the baby eventually. When the baby is finally ready to be delivered, we blow fairydust to complete the ritual. From then on, the baby has a life on its own with a profound set of secret information infused with them.

After the fairy dust is blown, along with the delivery of life to the baby, the Bearer and Enchanter will be spellbound the same time.

From then onwards, the baby will manipulate strong emotions from their Bearer and Enchanter, which humans call parents, everyday. They'll be freed from societal norms, drafted and implemented to keep them as dull routine drones until their lifeforce expires. Once free, they will experience life again, feeling great happiness, shock, surprise, worry, despair, hope among other strong emotions on regular basis. The emotions will always counteract themselves in perfect equilibrium.

Emotions are the common factors of life. Not language, not rules, not nationality and definitely not money. These emotions cannot be imagined only experienced. Only being in the spellbound state, can you receive The Answer. It will eliminate all your current concerns in a way you cannot anticipate otherwise. It is behind that secret door that you need the courage to open. The Answer will not disappoint.

Do not assume fairies have the patience to wait. Once we are bored, we leave for good to live in pods of other new bearers. Without a fairy, the previous bearer will thereafter have unenchantable pods. The Answer will thus, forever elude her.

After the fairydust ritual of Albany, I'm residing in a new pod in the same bearer. From here, fairies can communicate with one another. The fairy in your pod tells me that you are a filial child and your health is in tip top condition. Remember, such information are collected and will be passed on. 

Are you ready to be enchanted? The Answer lies just beyond.

10 comments:

  1. so cheem~~ o.O

    -Julia

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  2. Albany is so lovely & cute in dis pic... Her name is unique too. Congratulations & Happy Lunar New Year to you & family. May your new bundle of joy brings you good fortune, health & happiness :)

    BTW, I'm a fan of children's fantasy of mystical creatures of fairies, elves & goblins... Can totally relate to that :) Interesting post! ~ Curious

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    1. Thank you. I happened to read those kind of books when I was young too. Did it corrupt my mind in some way? haha

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  3. I agree what a beautiful name and this post is so beautifully written.

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    1. Thanks so much Vanisha. i wish you all the best is getting yourself enchanted this year :)

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  4. If anyone asked; we would say (1) for the 1st month, bundled the baby up, more or less tightly (with hands and feet inside), when they sleep - baby would not be startled that easily (2) after 1st month, place a little pillow filled with "Tao Gay Kark" on the chest - baby will sleep more peacefully ... with or without fairydust !

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    1. We do bundle her up a lot but by the time she wakes, it'll all be kicked off. She's very strong for a baby less than a week's old.

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  5. Cute pic of Albany :) Btw, yesterday, I chanced upon a blog post by someone called 'Albany Jane' - what a lovely name!

    Good choice of name for your baby!

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    1. Thank you SL. I'm glad i insisted on the name despite the initial disapproval from several ppl

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